I’ve seen this post before and I honestly think it is a bit ridiculous. I mean, I could list hundreds of things that I don’t want to do before I die.

Despite how ridiculous I think this concept is, I’m writing it as I am currently fearfully low on inspiration.

1. Be tortured

If you actually want to be tortured, I am ashamed on your behalf.

2. Kill someone

Do I actually have to explain this one???

3. Go to jail

As far as I know, there is no monopoly get out of jail free card in real life.

4. Be cripplingly ill

Again, do I have to explain?!?!?

5. Hold a spider

I. Hate. Spiders. And. I. Am. Making. It. Look. Like. My. Computer. Has. Breathing. Problems.

6. Fail school

I am a perfectionist with a need for straight As.

Or at least to pass.

7. Be homeless

I may only need wifi to survive, but that does not mean I am willing to be homeless.

8. Go in public without headphones

I require music to survive.

9. Have zero cats

I am a cat person.

Don’t judge me, but my main goal in life is to have 80 cats.

10. Be on a stranded island… without wifi

I would happily live on a stranded island if I had wifi and all my electronic devices.

11. Go anywhere without wifi


12. Miss any new Harry Potter stuff

JK Rowling is always putting out new stuff and I do not want to miss any of it.

13. Miss Yuri on Ice Season 2

I’M SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

14.Meet Trump

He is an actual orange…

15. Wake up Before Noon

Waking up for school is my worst enemy.

There we go, a list of things I don’t want to do before I die.

If I missed any obvious things, or you just want to share your list, comment below.